Official OmletteSoft News

Wow! It looks like there has been no official OmletteSoft news for a while! Please check either the chatroom or the blogs to see what's up.

News - if we had released any software recently, then we would have announced it here.
Contact Us - Lord Omlette's contact info. (See the WebChat first though.)
Frequently Asked Questions - you're probably not the first to be completely confused by this site.

My .OMLETTE - if you're here to take advantage of OmletteSoftware, then this is the place to be...
But please read the Terms of Service, because it's important that we understand each other.

quote #1678:

Director: What do you mean, the code is not there?
McClaud: It's not there, see?
Director: So it's not there?
McClaud: Yes.
Director: Are you sure?
McClaud: Listen to the words coming out of my mouth -
McClaud: No
McClaud: The
McClaud: Code
McClaud: Is Not
McClaud: There.
Director: Seriously?
McClaud (making quote marks with his fingers): What part of "not" and "there" do you "not" "understand"?
Director: What I don't understand is why you are telling me the code is not there.
McClaud: AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! (hits head on the desk)
-added 2005-05-13 by mcclaud

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