Official OmletteSoft News

Wow! It looks like there has been no official OmletteSoft news for a while! Please check either the chatroom or the blogs to see what's up.

News - if we had released any software recently, then we would have announced it here.
Contact Us - Lord Omlette's contact info. (See the WebChat first though.)
Frequently Asked Questions - you're probably not the first to be completely confused by this site.

My .OMLETTE - if you're here to take advantage of OmletteSoftware, then this is the place to be...
But please read the Terms of Service, because it's important that we understand each other.

quote #1851:

(In class, reading about sex and women)

Squid: I'm so sick of women around me being complete whores. It's like none of my kind can get attention without being sexually suggestive.
Avex: It's a common disease and you should respect it.
Squid: Respect whorism?! XD
Sam: Better yet, embrace your inner whore!
-added 2006-04-04 by Squid

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