Official OmletteSoft News

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News - if we had released any software recently, then we would have announced it here.
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But please read the Terms of Service, because it's important that we understand each other.

quote #1924:

"Those who know" generally seem to rank Albert Einstein ahead of von Neumann, but Johnny always gets a solid #2 vote. Frankly, though, I think Johnny had a far bigger impact on my life, and not just because I'm a programmer. What did Albert do, really? Dashed all our hopes of faster-than-light travel, that's what he did. Whined a lot about not agreeing with quantum mechanics, that's what he did. To the best of my knowledge, Einstein didn't even know EJB, which according to many Amazon folks makes him a retard.
-Steve Yegge
-added 2007-05-01

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