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quote #1901:

NekoMancer: Alright, time for me to get out of here. Lata, donglickas.
*** NekoMancer has signed off IRC (Quit: Poop!).
JLP: why would he address his friends as "donglickas"? it's so uncalled for ;_;
*** Doc_Rhom has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds).
*** Doc_Rhom has joined #battleforum.
Malkaia: STFU, donglicka.
*** Mode change "+o Doc_Rhom" for channel #battleforum by JLP.
JLP: ;_;
Fin'KillMe: Hahahahah.
Fin'KillMe: JLP's afraid of accusations that he loves the cock.
JLP: that's how almost every game of war3 w/ Mxyzptlk_ starts ;_;
Malkaia: with you loving the cock?
*** Malkaia is now known as MalkAtWork.
Fin'KillMe: Him lurving on Mxy's pcock?
JLP: someone accusing me of loving the cock
Mxyzptlk_: o_O
Mxyzptlk_: my pcock?
JLP: you son of a bitch, this is all your fault
Mxyzptlk_: Howis it my fault?
kennywork: Loving the cock like JLP does takes balls.
kennywork: Five, to be exact.
Doc_Rhom: =@.@=
Doc_Rhom: I walk in at the most inopportune times...
MalkAtWork: nah, as long as you understand that JLP loves the cock, this conversation makes perfect sense.
JLP: >___<
Mxyzptlk_: And we mean LOVES it
MalkAtWork: can't get enough of it.
MalkAtWork: I mean, just the other day, I caught him sneaking around behind me, trying to cop a feel.
MalkAtWork: Anyways, going to work now.
JLP: WHAT THE FUCK
  -added 2006-12-12 by NekoDaimyo


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