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quote #1631:

Cowkitty XD: OMG
*** Auto-response sent to Cowkitty XD: I'm going to act like JeanLucPikachu and pretend to be here while I'm off doing other stuffs.
EmCeeKhan: What?
*** Auto-response from Cowkitty XD: I'm away right now.
Cowkitty XD: Did you know that JLP has a pouch?
EmCeeKhan: He does?
EmCeeKhan: I knew he had huge pocket cheeks like a chipmunk, but a pouch?
Cowkitty XD: FOR HIS YOUNG.
Cowkitty XD: You know what else he keeps in there?
Cowkitty XD: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/tunasammiches/WTF.jpg [Ed: don't click this link!]
EmCeeKhan: Wait - does this mean he's a hemaprodite?!?!
EmCeeKhan: XD
Cowkitty XD: Marsupilamihermaprodite who is also a pyronecrophiliac.
Cowkitty XD: And most importantly, a terrorist.
Cowkitty XD: WITH A POUCH.
EmCeeKhan: Uh oh.
Cowkitty XD: That's how he smuggles in the anthrax.
EmCeeKhan: Warn airport security - a strip search is warrented.
Cowkitty XD: Full body pouch cavity search.
EmCeeKhan: With catbutt, that's nasty.
Cowkitty XD: XD
Cowkitty XD: I IMed him the picture, and he stopped talking to me.
Cowkitty XD: I think he's dead, Jim.
EmCeeKhan: XD
EmCeeKhan: He's always dead. Braindead.
EmCeeKhan: Oops.
Cowkitty XD: XD
EmCeeKhan: I think you and I IM'ing him made him run away.
Cowkitty XD: Hahaha
EmCeeKhan: Back to the caves of Afghanistan.
Cowkitty XD: Oh noes!
Cowkitty XD: We need to build a Pouch Buster missle-- and fast!
EmCeeKhan: Who do we give the defense contract to?!
Cowkitty XD: PETA?
EmCeeKhan: Hmmmmmm.
EmCeeKhan: How about Nintendo?
EmCeeKhan: XD
Cowkitty XD: XD
EmCeeKhan: They understand how to rape a video game character for all it's worth.
Cowkitty XD: XD XD XD
  -added 2005-02-12 by mcclaud


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