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“You curse a lot on your journal.”
—acorrigan
“His nose has some nerve.”
—Anonymous
“A mediocre developer can program his or her heart out for four years, but that won't magically transform them into a good developer.”
—Jeff Atwood
“your blog does teach me something new every now and then”
—BadToast
“I love when you comment! It's like a secret level being discovered in a Mario Bros. game!”
—Brit
“I think things have gotten so bad inside Iraq, from the standpoint of the Iraqi people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.”
—Dick Cheney
“Ok, you're officially a Lousy Person. And I'm 100% serious.”
—Cowkitty
“do u ever has something positive to say on your blog?”
—elreydequeso
“dude, 12 year old girls are illegal, even if they have mysterious origins.”
—foiwatt
“What's [LO]'s special pokemon ability?”
—Insomniac
“Suicide Bomb Attack, go!”
—Noghri
“I don't know McClaud very well, I just know he's your friend, but that is enough for me to conclude that he's retarded.”
—IQpierce
“Your journal is more interesting than most of the LJ stuff I read anywho.”
—IronHammer
“you, sir, are a blackguard and a toboggan.”
—jaggederest
“You see, this man isn't competent. His skills as a coder languish in mediocrity, tarnished further by poor algorithmic thinking and even worse coding styles. Namespace conflicts, nondescript variables, poor decisions; they riddle code overflowing with examples that show he just doesn't know what the functions he uses do.”
—JING
“You make me happy in my pants.”
—kennyj
“... This sounds too absurd for you to be making up.”
—Malkaia
“I hate your blog.
It's incredibly
terrible and bad.”
—MC Frontalot
“You're never one to refuse a superlative.”
—Meg
“I love that!! It's so less QQ more pew pew.”
—Naki
“Christmas makes you happy, but that only comes once a year. [LO] fails all the time.”
—Noghri
“Treachery! You're not Princess Amidala!”
—Palomar
“OMG [LO] MENTIONED ME IN HIS FURRYBLOG! OASDFSADFSADFMG! INTERNETS FAMOUS AGAIN!”
—Presence
“How ironic that I use your website to remind me of when things happened”
—QueepQuap
“This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!”
—Dr. Millard Rausch
cereal - milk = fail!
“Now every time I eat breakfast, I think of you.”
—Squid
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