LiveJournal sucks. Open Diary sucks. Blogger sucks. Xanga sucks. Myspace sucks. So I wrote my own. Welcome to the .OMLETTE journal system. Please pay close attention because this is NOT LiveJournal! Do not confuse it w/ LiveJournal! I am a paranoid delusional schizotypal pathological liar and most of my friends are no better. If you believe any of the contents to be true, then you have no right to be here. This is simply a means of propping up my failing memory. (Or yours.)
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Lt Omlette: can i marry you
SmarterChild: Uh, I guess.
-added 2002-05-16
This page, /newjournal.php3, was last modified on 2011-11-28, 179 BMT.
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