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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde
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One once said, 'an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will soon produce the works of Shakespeare', well thanks to the internet, we know this isn't true
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to fear! Wait a second...
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The competent programmer is fully aware of the strictly limited size of his own skull; therefore he approaches the programming task in full humility, and among other things he avoids clever tricks like the plague.
-Edsger Dijkstra
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I seriously question the sanity of somebody who uses multiple exclamation marks.
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You are not expected to understand this.
Comment above a nonlocal goto in switch() in Version 6 UNIX.
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isiciliani: There are three kinds of people in the world today: those who can count, and those who can't.
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her: how can i keep working when my heart has been set all a flutter with your declaration of love?
me: >=]
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Pika[wnc-sit]: where is everyone?
FruityPebbles: they are frozen in a parallel universe
FruityPebbles: when the server crashed, it caused a disruption in the space time continuum
Pika[wnc-sit]: great, now what?
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isiciliani: An amusing away message involving food would be included the words "yummy" or "scrumptious" in a sentence saying you were going to the pierce room and Stevens.
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There's no obfuscated Perl contest because it's pointless.
-Jeff Polk
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