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andy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=563782&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490
jay: nice
andy: what confused me is where did the clown outfit come from?
andy: do people travel with that?
andy: how does that line of thinking go?
jay: true party people travel like that
andy: "Woot, going to a sports competition in spain, better pack my clown suit"
jay: clown suit means you'll stick out, chicks will be more liking to talk to you and let you get away with stuff
jay: cause clown suit = the cool guy
andy: thank god we threw their fucking tea in the harbor... that's all i gotta say
jay: :)
  -added 2008-05-05 by 40 Thieves  [permalink]


Labrat has signed off IRC ().
: McDucky has joined #battleforum.
McDucky: boo
McClaud: Gah!
McClaud: Michi?
McDucky: Neeeope.
JLP: O_____O
: McDucky is 40fda51d@de30392e.net.hmsk ([40fda51d] CGI:IRC User)
: McDucky is on: #battleforum
: McDucky is using terra.sorcery.net Houston, TX, USA
: End of /WHOIS.
McDucky: anyone seen cd?
McClaud: No, who the fuck?
: McDucky has left #battleforum.
McClaud: WTF?
kennyj: wtf?
: You are now known as McDucky.
: kennyj is now known as JLP.
JLP: O_O
McClaud: LOL
JLP: I'm brown.
JLP: I'm a terrorist.
McClaud: XD
McDucky: I KNOW EVERYTHING.
JLP: Listen to me bitch.
: McClaud is now known as Malkaia.
Malkaia: baaawwwwww!
McDucky: punts JLP
JLP: Also, India.
NekoGoes: wha... what's going on?
JLP: x_x
Malkaia: My life sucks.
JLP: The appropriate people will be fired.
McDucky: BY ME!
Malkaia: Something something something ur mom.
McDucky: CAUSE I FIRE PEOPLE
McDucky: ALL THE TIME
JLP: Moment of Zen:
JLP: McClaud sucks.
Malkaia: hops in JLP's shirt
JLP: submits to the man-lovin
Malkaia: I'm not worthy of love!
McDucky: removes pants and dives in!
Malkaia: I'm going to go play WoW, drink and screw up my chances with women!
JLP: calls upon liberal bloggers to assist him... and gets nowhere
: Malkaia is now known as Malk|Outemoing.
JLP: I'm going to... drink.
Malk|Outemoing: Okay, I got bored because I mastered all these things at once, so I'm going to go random link surfing in Wikipedia now.
: Malk|Outemoing is now known as Malk|Wikipediafag.
JLP: And I'm going to get angry about opposition to a heavily-slanted blog post with no basis in fact, but which happens to support my views.
Malk|Wikipediafag: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/edreamr/0f96bf1319de82dcf6039ee5.jpg srsly
Malk|Wikipediafag: He's cute!
NekoGoes: That's it.
NekoGoes: kicks ever last one of you cockfags in the balls
Malk|Wikipediafag: http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/squids.gif
: NekoGoes is now known as NekoDaimyo.
Malk|Wikipediafag: look I found an awesome comic love me please I need some
JLP: gives it to Malk
JLP: I've waited such a long, long time... x_x
NekoDaimyo: I should totally quote that
McDucky: you would quote it
McDucky: furry
McDucky: and I'm calling you a furry to let you know that I'm definitely not a furry
McDucky: so I can look down on you
McDucky: furry
NekoDaimyo: Yes I would.
NekoDaimyo: Oh, please. We're all furry here.
NekoDaimyo: And I am comfortable in my battle furriness.
McDucky: LIES
NekoDaimyo: Just not Furry furriness
NekoDaimyo: Because I am not a furry.
Malk|Wikipediafag: I would admit I'm a furry, but furries wouldn't love me either.
: JLP is now known as kennyj.
: You are now known as JLP.
: Malk|Wikipediafag is now known as McClaud.
  -added 2008-05-03  [permalink]


JLP: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1259/ WHAT THE FUCK
McClaud: LMAO
McClaud: Afraid of anal rape in space?
McClaud: Come on, Sparky, let's go to space!
JLP: MARS, BITCHES
McClaud: I was thinking more of ... Uranus.
JLP: D:
McClaud: ;D
McClaud: Now that we've totally had our gay moment, I'll turn you over to your fellow furry, Neko, while I try to fix Greece's broken program.
: Jundas has joined #battleforum.
NekoDaimyo: What the fuck have you been gabbling on about while I was divesting my body of my organs?
Jundas: I read that last word wrong
NekoDaimyo: What did you read it as?
Jundas: orgasms
NekoDaimyo: LOL
JLP: nice
McClaud: Who's quoting this?
NekoDaimyo: Who's quoting what?
McClaud: The last like 15 replies.
NekoDaimyo: XD
NekoDaimyo: You do it, faggot.
McClaud: God damn it, I'm sorta busy.
NekoDaimyo: God. Fine.
McClaud: JFC, you'd think you'd jump on a chance to post all of us having a gay moment.
McClaud: Since - for once - it doesn't really make you look that gay.
NekoDaimyo: Oh yeah. Good point.
McClaud: Start at the link of no one can hear you say no in space.
McClaud: And end at Sparky saying nice
NekoDaimyo: Yeah, I suppose that would be best. I was gonna include through my last post there, but "nice" is a better end, I suppsoe
McClaud: lol
McClaud: JLP has the better end, hence why we had a gay moment.
NekoDaimyo: Submittad.
McClaud: Gracias, now excuse me while I run off to grab a piece of paper off the printer.
Jundas: He must have got the email of my ass
McClaud: God damn it. Who sent me the email of their ... oh.
McClaud: Aaaah, brb
NekoDaimyo: Who else would it be, but Jundy?
: Milk has joined #battleforum.
Milk: o.o
Milk: god you guys suck
  -added 2008-05-03  [permalink]


Fin1Verks: 'Alo?
Milk|Drunk: bacon.
Milk|Drunk: Squid's been trying to contact you.
Fin1Verks: Oh?
Milk|Drunk: Yep.
*** Milk|Drunk is now known as Milk|NotDrunk.
Fin1Verks: 'Cause, like, she hain't tried my AIM
Milk|NotDrunk: to my knowledge
Milk|NotDrunk: She doesn't use AIM very much.
Fin1Verks: True.
* Fin1Verks will FBook her.
Milk|NotDrunk: She's mostly a Yahoo whore.
Fin1Verks: Ah, don't know her YIM
Fin1Verks: Probably the same as her AIM, right?
Milk|NotDrunk: lolz PMs lol
Milk|NotDrunk: She actually does use her AIM now.
JLP: don't msg her
JLP: this will force her to come back into #bf
Milk|NotDrunk: haha
Milk|NotDrunk: JLP:
*** Nekomatic has joined #battleforum.
Milk|NotDrunk: She usually comes into BF when I'm talking to her.
Milk|NotDrunk: Your logic does not work.
JLP: ominous
Milk|NotDrunk: she wants me, that's all.
Milk|NotDrunk: Don't tell her I said that <.<
Nekomatic: Who, Squid?
Milk|NotDrunk: REally, that applies to pretty much anyone.
Milk|NotDrunk: But yes, we're talking about Squid, and it's kind of bizarre you can figure that out from the parts of the conversation you've seen.
Nekomatic: Total stab in the dark, swear to god.
  -added 2008-04-15  [permalink]


nak: so lunch
nak: i have $10
nak: what should i get?
nak: Chinese or Gerlandas?
andy: gerlandas
nak: Pizza or sub?
andy: sub
nak: Turkey or Ham?
nak: Chips or no chips?
andy: ham
andy: chips
andy: breathe
andy: pump blood
andy: breathe
andy: pump blood
andy: breathe
andy: pump blood
  -added 2008-04-07 by 40 Thieves  [permalink]


nak: my nose is full of boogies
nak: it's like a dance party in there
  -added 2008-04-07 by 40 Thieves  [permalink]


Andy: i had no idea the world of scrabble was so intense!
Maria: its a jungle
Maria: a wooden tile jungle
Maria: of danger
  -added 2008-03-28 by 40 Thieves  [permalink]


Eidolon: this is quite lol. Particularly the last couple of sentences.
Mont. Girl Wins Planet Mnemonic Contest
Xyko: That is pretty lol
its like
"My very exciting magic carpet just sailed under nine palace elephants
"oh what an exciting ride this is
"My very exciting magic carpet just sailed under nine palace elephants
Eidolon: "baby baby oo"
Xyko: "Oh, how great it is to ride like this
"baby baby oo (nice touch)
"My very exciting magic carpet just sailed under nine palace elephants
"sailing through space on a dream
"My very exciting magic carpet just sailed under nine palace elephants
"eating a double-scoop ice cream
"baby baby oo
"sailing sailing
"on my very exciting
"magic carpet
"under the elephants
"of the palace
"oh baby baby oo
LAWLZX
Eidolon: INDEED
lawl!!
  -added 2008-02-27 by xyko  [permalink]


McClaud: I'm waiting for US Government Tycoon, myself. When you get to basically run the most convoluted bureaucracy on the planet. The game itself will take 75% of your HD space, whether it needs it or not. And vetos the running of any other games at the same time.
McClaud: It will have a CSPAN emulator so you can use it to put yourself asleep if you have insomnia.
Doc_Rhom: And a FOX news emulator to spread propaganda
McClaud: And it gives Norton Anti-virus full run of your system in the war on virii.
Doc_Rhom: I want the counter game: Sim Moscow
McClaud: That's kinda boring, don't you think? The only party in Moscow ATM is Putin's.
McClaud: The others have gone into hiding.
Doc_Rhom: Then we can set our computers against eachother, while my President flexes
Doc_Rhom: :D
McClaud: Wait, so Sim Moscow will run on Linux?
Doc_Rhom: Hehehe And Sim Beijing runs on Red Hat.
  -added 2008-02-15 by mcclaud  [permalink]


There comes a time in your career when you want to stop coding for video games and just concentrate on the designing aspect. You want to actually create something instead of working on it, because you have all the ideas. However, when you do, you realize that coding - although it seemed dull, repetitious and long - is actually a lot easier than actually designing the end-product. The two hats for video game development compliment each other, but they aren't necessarily for everyone. I found out the hard way, but I was lucky enough learn quickly how to design openly, only narrowing in on the precise elements as we move along. I still yearn to just write code on some days, though. Once a programmer, always a programmer.

- Will Wright, on discussing how he makes games with McClaud and a few other programmers
  -added 2008-02-15 by mcclaud  [permalink]


(In a EA presentation for FDR about putting Spore logos and images on credit cards like WoW) -

Will Wright: And so, with the tool we plan to use to take snapshots of your creature for other things like miniatures and trading cards, we should be able to do credit card graphics as well. Questions?
(McClaud raises hand)
Will Wright: Yes?
McClaud: So when do we have to have this project done? I'm assuming when Spore comes out, right? So ... ?
Will Wright: Um -
Will Wright: In this entire time that I've fended off normal fans in announcing a release date for Spore in the last six months, I saw right through what you did there.
Will Wright: Admirable, but your Jedi mindtrick is not strong enough, padawan.
Tom (leaning over): You're right - this guy is a genius.
McClaud: >_<
  -added 2008-02-15 by mcclaud  [permalink]


Doc_Rhom: O.o?
NekoDaimyo: I 'unno. I seem to be grumpy.
Doc_Rhom: I don't understand the question. Please rephrase and resubmit
NekoDaimyo: lol
Doc_Rhom: Neko: Have you tried being any other of the seven dwarves?
Aeros: Hahahah.
NekoDaimyo: I've done sleepy.
NekoDaimyo: Er.
Michi: LOL
McClaud: lol
NekoDaimyo: Yeah. That... That doesn't to work out quite how I meant.
  -added 2008-01-31 by mcclaud  [permalink]


Squid: that?
ek: hmm nope whatever you linked on /b/b
ek: b/b
ek: /b/
ek: sorry durk
ek: drunk lol
Squid: i didn't link anything, you must be very drunk XD
ek: in ric
ek: ica
ek: icq
ek: whatever
Squid: LOL
Squid: I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
  -added 2007-12-19 by Squid  [permalink]


Drathorin: G'mornin
Drathorin: You guys are still up? XD
Milk: Well
Milk: Squid woke up
Milk: and I work nightshift
Milk: OR:
Milk: Me and squid were cybering all night.
Milk: Take your pick.
Drathorin: All 3
Drathorin: Cybering at work D:
Drathorin: When she woke up from your car trunk!~
Milk: Smuggling canadians across the border for fun and...
Milk: Well, mostly fun.
  -added 2007-12-19 by Squid  [permalink]


=McClaud= Where is Neko?
=McClaud= It's not as fun without the catboi.
=Presence= Furries longing for furries
=McClaud= Nah, I like picking on the furry like every other furry.
=McClaud= I mean - every other PERSON.
=McClaud= >_o
=Presence= Haha
  -added 2007-12-07 by mcclaud  [permalink]

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