Live Journal sucks. Open Diary sucks. Blogger sucks. So I wrote my own. Welcome to my journal. Now powered by the .OMLETTE system! I am a paranoid delusional schizotypal pathological liar and everything you are about to read is false. If you believe any of this to be true, then you have no right to read any of it. It isn't meant for anyone to read, this is only a means of propping up my failing memory. Remember that before you make some snide remark about how you don't read the entire thing.

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    \n" . "Reflecto THIS Force, bitch. " .date("m/d/Y, B \B\M\T", time()+60*60*24) ."
    \n" . "you heard me!" . str_repeat (" ", 1024+rand (0, 1024)) . "

    \n" . "


    \n"; $random[1] = "

    \n" . "Stevens Fall '02 - Day 88: Wednesday 20 November " .date("m/d/Y, B \B\M\T", time()) ."
    \n" . "Jay Moiron == poopiehead? indeed." . str_repeat (" ", 1024+rand (0, 1024)) . "

    \n". "


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    \n"; echo "$title (posted: " .date("m/d/Y, B \B\M\T", $date) .")
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    \n"; if ($reading != '') { if (substr ($reading, -1, 1) != '.') { $reading .= '.'; } echo "Reading: $reading
    "; } if ($playing != '') { if (substr ($playing, -1, 1) != '.') { $playing .= '.'; } echo "Playing: $playing
    "; } if ($workingon != '') { if (substr ($workingon, -1, 1) != '.') { $workingon .= '.'; } echo "Working on: $workingon
    "; } echo "


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    \n"; EndPage ('It\'s a Journal, but it\'s not Live Journal!'); ?>