What Is .OMLETTE?

by Lord Omlette.
Created 2003-03-01 418 BMT.
Updated 2008-03-13 884 BMT.

.OMLETTE provides the building blocks for OmletteSoft to create kickass software!

Crunch the numbers yourself:

.OMLETTE Applications

!LiveJournal - Let everyone know everything about yourself! (an alternative to LiveJournal)
AudioWanker - Let everyone know what you're listening to! (an alternative to AudioMatch)
Borrow System - keep track of your stuff!
Hang Exmoure - Exmoure is evil, hang him! (or save him, it's really up to you)
Webchat - talk to other OmletteSofties!

.OMLETTE Features

Zero Security. Other companies tout security as a feature. Only true losers can't break .OMLETTE's security.
Runtime Type Interference (RTTI). You can declare your variable with a certain type or you can treat it as a certain type while you work with it. .OMLETTE randomly changes the type of a variable while you work with it, so whether you're expecting a float or an integer or a string, no one really knows what type that variable will be next.
Out of Order Execution. Modern CPUs group instructions together for the purpose of executing many steps in parallel. .OMLETTE takes blocks of instructions by scope and reorders them using an expensive, but advanced, juggling technique. This serves no useful purpose whatsoever.
SuperCached variables. After calculating a variable's value once, why do it again and again if you're just not in the mood to for another day or so? .OMLETTE returns the values of calculations whenever it damn well feels like it. Not to be confused with lazy evaluation.
.Omlette Markup Language. The internet's best watered down HTML.

quote #675:

Evil Adam: why is it that if people send you porn they can only be your friend or your enemy
NJRwc: :0
Evil Adam: friends send good porn
Evil Adam: enemy's send disgusting shit like... well, like shit porn or gay porn.
Evil Adam: never in between
NJRwc: what wouyld be inbetween?
Evil Adam: i dunno
Evil Adam: hot chicks naked falling off of lawn chairs
Evil Adam: funny yet still hot chicks, and not overly disturbing
-added 2002-05-01