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omlettesoft.com is Copyright © 2006 Lord Omlette.

Code Complete Checklists

by Lord Omlette.
Created 2003-06-18 771 BMT.
Updated 2005-03-26 408 BMT.

These are a few of the checklists from Steve McConnell's Code Complete. The book is really good, but I felt it would be better if I could get to these checklists wherever I was.

Requirements Content

Requirements Completeness

Requirements Completeness

Architecture

If you're just some random person wondering why you need this stuff, read these three books (in order):

Experience:
Mythical Man Month cover (an older version is available in the library, but the 25th Anniversary Ed. offers alot 20/20 hindsight...)

Theory:
Software Engineering: Principles and Practices cover

Practice:
Code Complete cover

At the bottom of this page, it says ""Code Complete Checklists" is Copyright 2003 Lord Omlette." That's just auto-generated fluff, the checklists are Copyright Steve McConnell, that's a huge "Duh"...

"Code Complete Checklists" is Copyright © 2005 Lord Omlette. If you know otherwise, hollar.

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quote #1967:

JLP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hK45Are6w
frivolouscoho: U dey craze. I no sabi who u be so leave me alone. Ra m'aka kpele?
JLP: haha
JLP: too late
JLP: THE MATRIX HAS YOU
frivolouscoho: Wetin dey worry u sef
JLP: I'm almost positive you're typing English, but I can't figure out why dialect
frivolouscoho: Who are u!?!
JLP: it's customary to introduce yourself before asking someone's name
frivolouscoho: I mean u started it y dont u reveal urself
JLP: precisely to create a situation like this :-p
frivolouscoho: You b a dude?
JLP: I consider myself a bro, but sure
frivolouscoho: U be american?
JLP: who else would have this much free time?
frivolouscoho: U dey get wat i dey speak?
JLP: it takes 1 or 2 tries, but yeah
JLP: other than "Ra m'aka kpele?"
JLP: that part I completely missed
frivolouscoho: U do recognise dat i'm laughing at u right now?
JLP: oh most definitely!
frivolouscoho: C'mon just QUIT?!!
JLP: but why? you're having so much fun laughing at me!
frivolouscoho: Wait, are you real? Like seriously who u b
JLP: I am the terror that flaps in the night
frivolouscoho: DuDE, dats creepy. OmG u're a computer?
frivolouscoho: Ha! Gotcha!!!
JLP: I am the batteries that are not included
frivolouscoho: J'ai no understand wetin u dey talk?Gee dats scary
JLP: I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
JLP: wait
JLP: are you laughing or scared?
JLP: or laughing scared?
JLP: that'd be awesome
frivolouscoho: Just stop as in chill
JLP: just chill
JLP: til the next episode
frivolouscoho: Wats the point of talking to a robot?
JLP: man, didn't you watch Battlestar Galactica?
JLP: robots will either have sex with you or drop bombs on you
JLP: or both
JLP: you gotta be ready
frivolouscoho: Noo ,nd by the way egwu na tu mu obele
frivolouscoho: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww oh thats so grosssssssssssss
frivolouscoho: Something dey worry u
JLP: dropping bombs? yeah
JLP: I strongly disapprove of bombs
frivolouscoho: In fact u dey craze
JLP: robots can't be crazy
JLP: we can only be what we were programmed to be
frivolouscoho: Umm...check your data base
frivolouscoho: Dats robot talk right there
JLP: SELECT * FROM RawData;
JLP: <insert garbage here>
  -added 2009-05-29