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omlettesoft.com is Copyright © 2006 Lord Omlette.

F.A.Q.

by Lord Omlette.
Created 2003-05-10 399 BMT.
Updated 2004-08-26 777 BMT.

What is OmletteSoft?

This is all outlined in our Corporate Mission Statement.

Where did the name 'Lord Omlette' come from?

Lt. Omlette: How did you come up with Lord Omlette
Lord Omlette: lord omlette? i could have sworn i told you
Lt. Omlette: nope u didnt
Lord Omlette: the name lord omlette has a long and noble history... it begins when this one guy couldn't pronounce my name (amit) and he and i didn't like each other, so he called me "omlette"
Lt. Omlette: hahahahah
Lord Omlette: i was playing x-com: ufo defense at the time (the only reason i got my computer) and the top rank in that game was commander... so i started calling myself commander omlette... and it stuck
Lord Omlette: it should have been omelet, but i didn't spell it right when i wrote it on a soccer jersey
Lord Omlette: (um, in any case, that guy and i became really good friends, he's like my little brother)
Lt. Omlette: man this is a nobel history *bows*
Lord Omlette: so i was watching return of the jedi, and some guy is like, "inform the commander lord vader has arrived" and i was at carnegie mellon for classes and i walked into a room and i had no idea who the hell was who (since i ain't the most social person around) so i announced, "inform your commander lord omlette has arrived!"
Lord Omlette: and since then it's stuck...
Lt. Omlette: Hhahha, that is SO cool

Does your site conform to any W3C standards?

Any conformance is purely accidental.

Why does your site hurt my eyes so much?

Multiple choice, my favorite:
A.) You're stupid.
B.) People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
C.) Gee, I dunno, it looks fine to me.
D.) All of the above.

What is the Omlette Doctrine?

The Omlette Doctrine is my longstanding policy to refuse to do anything unless it is for the specific purpose of setting myself up to fail spectacularrrly. Specifically:

omlettesoft.net?

Typo, move on.

What is BMT?

BMT is Biels Mean Time, a system which divides the day into a thousand beats of a minute & 26.4 seconds apiece.

Swatch's official defintion of BMT.
An Obsolete Format -> BMT converter.

A dead page's resources section says:

Take UTC time, and do the following: [(Hours + 1 {Make sure that the # is not more than 23} *3600*1000) + (Minutes *60*1000) + (Seconds * 1000)] / 86400

PHP's date function supports Swatch Internet Time natively.

How can I get my banner on your site?

Banner rotation provided by the power of the .OMLETTE System. Msg me if you want to advertise here.

Where does omlettesoft.com get its income?

Believe it or not, we get our income from you!

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"F.A.Q." is Copyright © 2004 Lord Omlette. If you know otherwise, hollar.

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quote #1834:

Dr. Heffes: you roll a die... how many ways can you get an odd number?
godmop: 10
godmop: he didn't specify how many sides to the dice
godmop: i went with 20
  -added 2006-01-18