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quote #678:

IQpierce: That was, like, MORE cheesy than the old TV show.
IQpierce: Which I watched every day of my youth.
IQpierce: And which it's very hard to be cheesier than... I really can't see henchmen agreeing to dress up in cat outfits, Catwoman must pay them REALLY well.
Evil Adam: yeah
IQpierce: I wonder how you get a gig like that.
Evil Adam: or just unleash lots of pussy
Evil Adam: cause you know
Evil Adam: she is a cat woman
IQpierce: Right, clever and original pun.
Evil Adam: its my calling card
Evil Adam: i;ve only got 5 minutes left
IQpierce: I thought that your calling card was
IQpierce: MAH DIIIIICK
Evil Adam: no
Evil Adam: thats my catch phrase
Evil Adam: big difference
Evil Adam: BIIIIIIIIG Difference
IQpierce: No, I meant, you use your diiiiiiick as a calling card
IQpierce: It's also acceptable as legal tender, isn't it?
Evil Adam: hmm... its not that thin
Evil Adam: it can be tender, but seldom legal
Evil Adam: my ex is 16 after all
IQpierce: heh
IQpierce: ex, now?
Evil Adam: yep
IQpierce: Too bad, I guess, except that you're no longer breaking the law.
IQpierce: well
IQpierce: never mind, I'll never say THAT about you
Evil Adam: lol
IQpierce: I'm sure that some way, somehow, you are breaking the law at any given moment.
Evil Adam: hehe
Evil Adam: ont really
Evil Adam: except whenever i drive
IQpierce: heh
Evil Adam: suspended license... i have it hanging from my ceiling
  -added 2002-05-03


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